Monday 28 January 2019

Heatwave alert


If Brexit wasn't making the TV news bleak enough, this evening we will be hit with dire warnings about how the country is set to disappear under ten million billion tonnes of snow.

But I urge you to ignore them.   

There won't be any snow tomorrow, at least not in Guiseley. And there won't be snow here on Wednesday either.  Or Thursday.  Or Friday.  Or ever.

And why am I so sure?

Because I've just bought Jamie and Charlotte new sledges.  


I would've been much better spending the cash on sun loungers.  

Sunday 27 January 2019

Happy New Year


Yes, it's been an entire calendar month since I last updated this drivel, although I suspect you haven't even noticed.

Since Boxing Day, we've done a few bits and pieces including a week on the drink in Northern Ireland.  (Only Vanessa and me, to be fair.  Jamie and Charlotte are doing Dry January).

After a fun New Year's Eve, Granda and I took Jamie for his first game at the home of football.
 

The Bannsiders even managed a thumping win.


Accompanied by their Auntie Vicki, we visited the home of a famous Norn Iron resident.  First name Pat (which I didn't know).  Second name Tayto. 


And did we leave with any crisps?  Er, yes. 75 packets. courtesy of Mr Tayto himself. 


We had a trip around night time Belfast.


And some more drink was drunk before Vicki left for home.


It was then back to the North Coast where Jamie made a return trip to Coleraine Social, sorry, Football Club.  


It's been relatively quiet since then, other than a burst of shameless publicity to promote our part-sponsorship of next weekend's inaugural Aireborough RUFC Beer Festival.  (More on that anon). 


Until yesterday, that is.

We spent last night in a Premier Inn close to Manchester's Trafford Centre. 


And today, you join me at the nearby iFly indoor skydiving centre.

We all had a go in November, as I documented here.

Vanessa and I quickly made the decision to retire on a high (can you see what I did there?)

But him and her are here to have another go.

This was Jamie’s first flight just a few moments ago.


And this was Charlotte’s. 


There will be no talking to them on the way home.