White Stuff

Until about 20 minutes ago, I believed that American Pie by Don McLean was the number one record in this country on the day I was born.   ...

I've got a little poser for you.  Who do you think was more rude? The grumpy old goat who - after Vanessa stopped this morning for 1....

The newspapers continue to rave about how excited the nation apparently is by the week-long 50th anniversary celebrations down Coronation St...

I lost weight today, although I'm not certain how much.  How much does a huge molar weigh? Yes, he's gone; that nasty, horrible,...

 Yesterday, I told and even showed you the fun Jamie and I were having on his sledge.  Well, today, I've only gone and arsed it - lit...

 Jamie's sledge came out this morning for its first proper run-out of the winter. And we started off well. So much so, that I thou...

 My gnasher-themed week continued today with another visit to Miss Dentist. Sadly, the anti-biotics she gave me on Monday to counter my a...

 During my impromptu visit to the dentist earlier in the week, I discovered something that was both fascinating and gruesome in equal measu...

 Above is a memorable image of New Pudsey railway station about an hour ago. Sadly, the scene on board on my train just a few minutes ear...

We work moved into a new, permanent office in work earlier today, which was kind of exciting. And the clear highlight for me, perhaps surp...

We went to see Peter Kay in Sheffield last night.  That was good.    But I can normally expect my dentist to knock the smile off my face a...

The term "think smart" is generally associated with huge corporate entities trying to pretend that what they do is complicated or...

I read two one-liners in this week's papers that really made me laugh and, being the sharing kind of guy that I am, I wanted to pass the...

 Vanessa and I have been trying for some time to persuade Jamie to give up his dummy - or "dodi," as he prefers to call it. I h...

 The Ashes are due to begin in just a few hours from now, and it's going to be a huge test of endurance.  For me.  Since Jamie was ...

  With the possible exception of seeing a banana climb onto the Portrush via Portstewart bus on Friday evening, my favourite image of last w...

As if I hadn't had enough to drink over the past few days, last night I had some more. And what a civilised affair it turned out to be...

Boys' trip over, it's now time to prepare for fatherhood experience number two - which is set to get underway in less than a month....

It's lunchtime and, less than 24 hours from now, Jamie and I will be in Northern Ireland on a boys' trip home.  The reason is two-...

Only one story in town today with news of Prince William's engagement to Kate Middleton.  Congratulations to them both.  Above you can ...