White Stuff

  With me still on leave, Vanessa having a facial and Jamie in baby prison - "nursery" to the proprietors - I took Charlotte shop...

This was Jamie last night. He may have been upside down, but at least he was in his pyjamas and in his own bed.  This was in total cont...

Like everyone else, I've had a few bizarre experiences in my life. (In truth, I have one every morning when I look in the mirror). Ha...

My mum and hubby Derek left ours earlier today after a week in Yorkshire. She loves Jamie as much as ever. But, on this trip, I kind of...

My day didn't get off to the best of starts today after Jamie vomited on my bag. Thanks for that son.  But, whilst it is now in nee...

Here's a shocker. My mum and new hubby Derek are over this week and, hopefully, having a good time.   But tonight she floored me. ...

Charlotte - seen here sucking on a chip - is teething at the moment and, personally, I can't wait for her new gnashers to appear.  No...

It took God six days to build the world but, in 12 days, I believe I've proven you can do twice as much. Yes, our living room is comp...

It's now day 10 of my living room decorating adventure, and the novelty has long since worn off. Not that I think you're surprised. ...

Not that my ongoing decorating saga is affecting my sanity or anything but, last night, I thought it might be fun to fluff up Charlotte...

You may or may not be old enough to remember Petrocelli . If you weren't, I should explain that Petrocelli was an American TV drama s...

I noticed these milk bottles almost literally piled up outside our back door earlier tonight. So I mentioned it to Vanessa (it's occa...

The good news is that I've now finished the wallpaper stripping.  The bad news is that I haven't.  In fact, I'm only half way...

My DIY week isn't going as well as I'd hoped. Or, to put it another way, it's going just as badly as I'd feared. To sum...

I'll be on a week's leave in a few hours from now but, sadly, I won't be on holiday.   We Whites aren't having a summer so...

It was an appalling moment, almost up there with the sand-throwing incident of early last year. I was gathering Jamie and his bag up to t...

Jamie has developed a Toy Story fetish, resulting in his new bedroom being turned into something resembling a shrine to the trilogy.  How...

Last night, I watched in fascination as Charlotte went over to the CD rack and carefully selected two discs before rolling off. And here ...

The weekend just gone brought yet more evidence - not that it was needed - of why my DIY should be done by anyone other than myself. I go...

Ladies and gentlemen, meet Naz. Naz and I work together. And Naz is one of life's good guys. He also likes biscuits. Lots and lot...