White Stuff

We've been having house disasters in recent weeks. We had a new bathroom put in, which is great, but for two reasons. The first is t...

I've been really poor at updating this rubbish in recent times, principally because I've been doing lots of stuff which would pr...

We're having a new toilet installed tomorrow morning. In fact, here he is; all shiny white and clearly very happy.  I've ...

I came home tonight with the intention of showing you pictures and telling you about my fun weekend, in the company of terrific people, a...

It's that time of year when tens of thousands of us head to the Causeway Coast to get the heads beaten off us in the wind, rain and N...

No, what you see above is not a scene from the set of Anchorman 3.  It's Yorkshire TV's Calendar on-screen team from the programm...

We're off to Vanessa's dad's 70th birthday party shortly, which should be something to behold.  More on this later although, giv...

Now that the guest list has been settled , I can now exclusively announce the headline (OK, only) act at Jamie's sixth birthday party ne...

"I was kicked in the cosy corner!" These were not the words I expected to greet me as I walked through the door this evening. ...

Watched by Gary, Robbie, Howard, Jason and Mark, I cut the grass earlier today.  Actually, Jamie was watching too. It wouldn't ...

The selection panel has just met to finalise the guest list for Jamie's birthday party next month. Invitations will go out sho...

They say bad things come in threes, and the evidence is that "they" are right.  Bros, Bananarama and Five Star after two of the...

It was arguably the biggest date in the Guiseley social calendar yesterday. Yes, it was Aireborough Lions RUFC presentation day. And di...

Despite the dark skies outside my window and the promise of rain tomorrow, it's the time of year when that age old question presents its...

I've been working on a cunning plan for the past few months (I have others) and am delighted to now be able to tell you about it. ...

Happy Easter to you and yours. I hope you woke up to a big one. I wasn't long awake yesterday morning when I had my first laugh of ...

One of the indignities Vanessa has to endure whilst waiting impatiently for her flaps to heal is wearing eye shields in bed. On account t...

It was with immense sadness that, this morning, I learnt of the death of my friend David McClarty. David had been fighting lymphoma for...

You'll no doubt remember that famous episode of Fawlty Towers when Polly is lying in bed wearing dark glasses pretending to be Sybil. ...