White Stuff

The thoughts and trials of a don't know daddy

Sunday, 31 January 2016

News you think you'll never hear

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I know I'm not alone in wanting to see the back of January.  I feel like that pretty much every year, again, in common with most other...
Thursday, 28 January 2016

Going the distance

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One of the best parts of being a 43-year-old dad to a 7-and-a-half-year-old son is "involving" him in regular metaphoric trips ...
Saturday, 16 January 2016

Mind the gap

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Jamie lost his front tooth overnight.  He thought he'd swallowed it but Vanessa found it somewhere near his pillow. Both developmen...
Tuesday, 12 January 2016

Bye, bye Stewpot

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The death of David Bowie is not only dominating news across the world, it is also the talk of outer space with Brit astronaut Tim Peake tw...
Thursday, 7 January 2016

Phil Spencer doesn't do irony

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I'm writing this because the new series of Location, Location, Location  is on the telly and this week it's from Leeds, meaning V...
Tuesday, 5 January 2016

Gym'll Fix It

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It was back to the gym today after two weeks - save for one morning run on Portstewart Strand - of gorging and glugging.  And needless ...
Monday, 4 January 2016

Fun and games for us and the weans

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What that was fun. Yes, Christmas and New Year are sadly at an end and it's time for reality to bite once again.  But what a laugh. ...
Wednesday, 23 December 2015

No snow - but still set for a White Christmas

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Greetings from a speeding train now well on its way to Coleraine where Christmas can get going for real. As I pointed out in a post ...
Wednesday, 16 December 2015

"Thank you Guiseley, you've been awesome.."

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Yes, dear friends, our Charlotte kind of rocked it as Mary in this afternoon's St Oswald's Primary School nativity. Above you c...
Tuesday, 15 December 2015

It's Cwistmas time, and thewe's no need to be afwaid

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There's a feeling of feverish anticipation in our house tonight. It's the St Oswald's Primary School Carol Service tom...
Sunday, 13 December 2015

Preparing to get lamped

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Twelve months go quickly and, lo and behold, it's time for the first pantomime of the season.  (We're going to two this year.  ...
Friday, 11 December 2015

Once, twice, three times a Wonka

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It is often said that life begins at 40.  But my rebirth happened a little later as I was 42 before Morrisons £5 'Match & More...
Thursday, 10 December 2015

The only way is down

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Even at the distressing age of almost 43¾, I'm still prone to the odd short notice burst of overwhelming excitement.   And I've just...
Wednesday, 9 December 2015

Mine's a Christmas Guinness

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Greetings campers, I trust I find you well. And Merry Christmas while I'm at it. Yes, the festive season is upon us - or upon me at ...
Friday, 27 November 2015

Roll up for the Rodneython

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I haven't asked for your help on here for a little while.  But that's about to change. Anyone who has read this guff down th...
Monday, 23 November 2015

A cooling beer brings cheer at this time of year (hear hear)

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This time of the year is laden with key events. The last grass cut, the clocks going back, Halloween, fireworks night, cut price Qualit...
Sunday, 15 November 2015

Madness in her eyes

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Friday night's terrorist attacks in Paris have shocked the world and, initially, were covered with relative calm and dignity by Briti...
Friday, 13 November 2015

Take a Wookie at this

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Back in my day, we used to turn up to school in bad jumpers and good trousers on Children In Need day in return for a small donation to an e...
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Barry White
Coleraine and Guiseley, United Kingdom
Born in Belfast in 1972, I'm now 53 years old and therefore getting on a bit. My wife Vanessa and I met whilst we were both working in London in 1997. Six years later we took the momentous decision to move North to Leeds where Vanessa grew up. And in 2005 we were married. Other than passing my driving test - which I eventually did in 2024 - becoming a father was one of the few things I hadn't yet done (honestly) that I quite fancied a go at. This blog is aimed at keeping you informed about how I am doing. Oh, and I also bang on about some other stuff too. Quite a lot of other stuff. I try to make it funny because, if I don't, you won't come back. And there's nothing worse than talking to yourself.
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