Friday 27 April 2012

Wise Barry

After 40 years of being something of an idiot, yesterday, I finally demonstrated a flash of wisdom.

I was standing in a busy Leeds city centre street having an involved conversation on my two-month-old iPhone 4S. As I said my goodbyes, I sensed someone hovering at my side. 

Upon finishing the call, what I can only describe as an early-teens-rat-urchin-cum-chav asked if he could borrow my phone.

"Why?" I enquired.

"I need to text my mother," he said, a little coldly.

For a split second, I moved to pass it over - before stopping myself.

"No," I replied.

"Why do you mean, no?!" he barked.

"Because I'm about to use it again," I said.

"F*** off!" shouted Ratboy, before adding, charmingly, "f*** you!"   

Not that along ago, I would certainly have handed him my phone - and now I wouldn't have one (although I might have given better chase back then).