White Stuff

Despite the military precision with which I planned Jamie and my Halloween Boys' Day Out, it's fallen to an arse (as they s...

I went to see my dentist today who confirmed that I had an abscess on my tooth, before adding: "Actually, the pus is so tightly packed ...

I woke up this morning with a sore jaw, which I quickly self-diagnosed as an abscess on the same tooth as a few weeks ago.  I doubt that M...

Charlotte was sent home from nursery the other day with her "Learning Journal," a genuinely priceless written and pictorial recor...

Our good friends Louise and Tim - here in the UK on a two-year loan deal with Australia, but tragically living in Wales - came to stay l...

Tonight, Vanessa is due to attend a "Shopping and Pampering Evening" at Jamie's school.  For a mere £2 (including a fre...

Less than eight weeks into his school career, and already Jamie seems to know more about most things than I do. Take biology as an examp...

It was quite a night in Coleraine last night when the Sky Sports cameras came to town to capture the Bannsiders' dramatic 3-2 injury ti...

Jamie and I got a bit bored tonight, so we found a caricature app for my phone and took some family pictures. I'm really not ...

It's Sunday morning and almost time for Jamie and I to make our weekly trip across the road to Nunroyd Park for micro rugby. I know ...

Premier League football clubs traditionally unveil their new kits long before the players get to wear them, fashionistas preview their seaso...

The bad news is that, today, poor little scratchy Charlotte was diagnosed with eczema. Above you can see her with a selection of the r...

Earlier this week I posted a picture of Jamie and Charlotte posing in plastic boxes - similar to the shot you can see above. And couple ...

Despite being occasionally found waving a paintbrush at a wall on weekends, a lack of handyman skills is one of my many personal inadequ...

The fact that I speak with an alternative lilt to Jamie was something that was bound to come up eventually.  And yesterday it did. He ...

For me, the most telling aspect of Northern Rail's "Meet Your Manager" event at Guiseley station this morning was the requi...

A few months ago, I spent the weekend painting our dining room green. But despite my initial pride in the job, it turned out to be the...

Above you can see the throngs of school mates awaiting the command performance of Red Class at Guiseley Infants School assembly this morn...

I write this hopeless blog for a number of reasons (none of which are immediately apparent, I grant you).  One is a poor attempt to leave ...

With the exception of Posh Spice - who I'm not sure is actually a human being at all - I believe there can little argument that females...