He's taking the p***

Above you can see Jamie watching telly on Saturday afternoon.

Here he is from another angle.

And, by now, the more observant amongst you will have worked out the nature of the seat on which he's perched.

Because, yes, the potty training has started.  And, boy, do you - and child - have to be patient. 

In fact, he even had his lunch on the bog, such was my determination to see some sort of result.

In the end it was worth the wait, when he peed for England and Northern Ireland combined.

Thankfully I was at work today when he shit his pants for the first time.