They win again

Us Whites are due to move house next Friday; we now live in Pudsey, and our new abode is approximately five miles away in Guiseley.

To get to work in Keighley, I currently get the train from New Pudsey via Leeds.

From the week after next, I'll be travelling on an entirely different line from Guiseley via Shipley.

So why, this morning, did I buy a brand new monthly season ticket from New Pudsey via Leeds costing £99.50?

Because I'm a total f***ing idiot, that's why.   

Seriously, none of you would ever want to be me.  Not even for a minute.