Just when you thought you'd seen it all

We do live in incredibly bizarre times. 

Everyone in our once great country appears to have had their phone hacked.

We may have no police officers and no newspapers by the end of the week.

Northern Ireland is the new global capital of golf.

And then, tonight, I looked out my front window - and saw two horses moseying past our front garden.

Tomorrow, I predict the arrival of aliens, probably in Wales.