I'm a sucker for a "free" Guinness glass offer (with every full price 10-pack of Guinness at Morrisons - while stocks last).
Even more so when it comes in a box with the Six Nations Rugby fixtures and kick-off times printed across two sides.
And even more so multiplied by loads when, on another side, it describes - complete with rugby scrum engagement theme - "The Guinness Pouring Ritual." Classy.
So here goes.
Crouch
Plant your feet squarely in front of your fridge and place your Guinness onto the shelf. Leave for a minimum of three hours to achieve the perfect serving temperature.
Touch
Lift the can and pour it into a clean Guinness glass at a 45 degree angle to ensure the perfect head.
Set'tle'
Leave to settle, sit back and enjoy the match with your mates.
Got that?
Pure Genius (to coin a relevant phrase). I'm now off for a Touch.
