Essentially the point of the next few days for Vanessa and me is to do as little as possible - without either Jamie or Charlotte noticing.
But clearly there will have to be some distractions.
Today's trick is an old-fashioned barbecue. With me as hunter gatherer and tongman-in-chief.
As a special added treat, Jamie's favourite (not to mention only) godmother Vicky is here too.
This is great for lots of reasons, but most especially because Vicky is a piss head, I can drink more than usual and Vanessa can't shout at me.
But Charlotte couldn't be arsed to even make an appearance.
OK, not entirely true - she was eventually forced to rise after blowing a hole in her nappy.
Happy Good Friday.
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