Stamp? I hopped up and down

We've seen much cynical exploitation of the Royal Wedding over the last few weeks, but one piece of bandwagon jumping made me cringe above all others.

I was walking towards Clinton's to choose a card for my sister's birthday when I noticed a sign.

Inside I saw another...

...and another.

That's right, buy Kate, sorry Catherine (pardon me, Your Royal Highness) and William a wedding day card in Clinton's and they'll post it to the happy couple for free.  

Wow.

No, seriously, please tell me that no-one - no-one - out there would be sad enough to do such a thing.

Would they?!

Anyway, if they would, you'd better tell them they're too late - as there's no post tomorrow.