Early release for good behaviour? Dunno yet

Day one of Operation Don't Kill The Kids (Vanessa's away for the weekend) must be judged a success on the simple basis that both are still with me.

But some drastic action was nonetheless required to achieve this end.

That's right, I put them in baby jail.

Harsh?  Maybe.

Did it make life easier for me?  Absolutely.  But surely that's what their mother would've wanted.