I spent my two nights in London this week staying with Wee John.
Above you can see his flatmate Shane (left) and brother Charlton (top right) enjoying our low key, sober dinner on Tuesday.
Wee John and Shane moved properties just a few days ago and, with the new flat, came a new, personal parking space.
It took me several minutes to work out why Wee John's space had the initials "AD" daubed on it. And then it came to me.
"A Dwarf."
