Sadly I had no luck at Poundstretcher in Guiseley (the lady advised that this wasn't the gnoming season), but Poundland in Keighley did come through for me at lunchtime today.
Master White seemed pleased when he met his new playmates a few minutes ago and immediately asked for the honour of naming them.
So, ladies and gentlemen, from left to right, please meet Paul and Sebastian.
We hope they enjoy their stay.