And why do I say this? Simple - because he's really starting to take the p*ss out of me. I like that.
Rather than read him a bedtime story this evening, he said he wanted me to make one up.
"And who would you like to be in it?" I enquired.
"Jamie The Knight," he began...awwwwwww!
"And Daddy Big Legs." Yes, very funny - Mr Smart Ar*e.
Earlier, in an attempt to help him to remain fascinated by Ben 10 long enough for his Ben 10 novelty item to arrive in the post and complete his new room, I bought him a handful of miniature monsters from the series. These included Jet Ray, who you can see above.
"What's he called?" I asked White Junior as the figure was taken out of its packet.
"Shit Breeze," said Jamie.
I really wish I hadn't laughed as loudly as I did. It only encourages him.
