Meanwhile, as a parent I've learnt that, when you're feeling down, look to your children. And this weekend I have. Through the medium of bikes, since you ask (yes, I know you haven't).
I bought a back seat for my bike for Jamie when he was a scrap. And he wasn't impressed.
In fact, have a look.
Have a closer look.
But Charlotte was less impressed.
Again, let's zoom in.
Youngsters.