My family very generously sent me some tickets for Flamingo Land in North Yorkshire for my 40th birthday. And being the kindly soul that I am, yesterday I shared them with him, her and her.
And don't they look excited? No? OK, let's have another try.
Hmmm. We'll go again.
One more time?
Yes, well there we are.
I did get involved, on occasion. Chauffeuring Jamie in a bumper car was one example.
As for Charlotte, well, you can never really beat a good soaking.
Anyway, we'll be back again before the summer is out. And I don't care what they think.
PS You don't reckon my children are becoming divas, do you?
No, I thought not.
