Thursday, 14 February 2013

Runny hell

I (obviously) don't know what your eating plans are for later.

I might cook, or her and me may order in a takeaway laced with horsemeat.

But even horsemeat sounds more appetising than the dish currently on the shelves of Marks & Spencer in Guiseley as part of its special Valentine's Night dine-in-for-£20 offer.

That's right, Runny Poached Scotch Eggs.  On what is supposedly the most romantic evening of the year.

Have I missed something?  And if I have, does it smell bad?