I might cook, or her and me may order in a takeaway laced with horsemeat.
But even horsemeat sounds more appetising than the dish currently on the shelves of Marks & Spencer in Guiseley as part of its special Valentine's Night dine-in-for-£20 offer.
That's right, Runny Poached Scotch Eggs. On what is supposedly the most romantic evening of the year.
Have I missed something? And if I have, does it smell bad?
