Charlotte's started piano lessons so, a few weeks ago, we invested in a "family" keyboard to enable her to practise (i.e. Vanessa wants to have a go).
This evening she sought to showcase her new found skills by indulging me in a game of Name That Christmas Tune. This happened next.
Her: "OK, what song am I playing?"
[Tinkles on the ivories].
Me: "Jingle Bells?"
Her: "No. We'll try again."
Me: "King King Wenceslas?"
Her: "No. One last try."
[One last tinkle].
Me: "Silver Bells?"
Her: "No. Do you want the answer?"
Her: "24 Days in a Pear Tree."
Unfortunately I don't know the words to that one - and neither does Charlotte.