Sorry for not updating for a few days but I've had a lot on. (So have you, no doubt, so let's call it quits).
We celebrated Vanessa's umpteenth birthday.
Rather you p-p-p-pick her up than me.
And yesterday we had Ireland's romping win over Wales in the Six Nations rugby. Prompting this (not my doing).
Which my proud Welsh friend Dylan graciously insisted we re-enact.
Charlotte was equally pleased by the result.
And some other very good stuff has happened too, which I will tell you about but can't yet.
(Sorry if I'm coming across all Simon Cowell but, unlike him, in all cases I don't get the cash).
Stick with me. Go on.