People keep asking me what's happened to my tiniest pal, Wee John, who hasn't featured on here as often as before.
Well, the short explanation (do you see what I did there?) is that he's been preparing for fatherhood.
And for those who don't already know, I'm thrilled to report that at 9.35am yesterday, Baby Josephine India made her regal entrance, weighing in at 3.355kg (or 7lbs 3oz to my mother and me).
Mummy Rosie and daughter are doing well. And, 24 hours on, Daddy still hasn't slept a wink
I'll raise a glass to all of that, although someone seems to have beaten me to it.
Congratulations wee man.
