Thursday, 6 March 2014

*The names have been changed to protect the innocent

With Vanessa out, it was my task this evening to collect Jamie from after-school club and Charlotte from nursery.

My "what did you do at school?" chat with Jamie reached its completion just as we arrived at our back door. 

As we were taking our coats off, I then asked Charlotte if anything exciting had happened at nursery. 

"*Mary and *Joseph were dogging," she replied.


"Mary and Joseph were dogging." 

I didn't go to nursery. 

But had I done so, at least I would have been safe in the knowledge that dogging was yet to be invented.

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