Thursday, 12 January 2012

I've been bobbled

Tonight, I was planning to tell you all about my hilarious capers with my new bobble remover which arrived in the post this morning.

I had all sorts of innuendo and, well, filth to impart in a teasing but inoffensive manner as I set about shaving anything and everything I could find get my mitts on.

But then I arrived home, opened my piece of hi-tech equipment (£4 on Amazon) and guess what?

That's right - it doesn't f***ing work.

Now I've no idea what I'm going to do for the rest of the evening.

And you thought you had problems.