My good friends Dean Kelly and Steve Barr got in touch with me before Christmas to complain at the fact that I featured in the official 2013 Coleraine FC official calendar (and they didn't), despite having attended only three games in 2012. (Some people can be so bitter). So I ordered one online. And even phoned my dad in case he wanted to be proud.
March/April was my page and, when my calendar arrived, I opened it with a sense of nervous anticipation/unbridled excitement. (I also bought a key ring and a mug).
And, well, I should've known. I'm almost sure I've been captured more flatteringly than this.
