First, I appreciate that we're living in a time of austerity, but I hadn't realised that the cutbacks had hit gritting services in Guiseley quite so badly. This hi-tech piece of machinery meandered past me at 2mph early this morning.
The White Family Salt Cellar is now under lock and key in case it's requisitioned.
Second, I don't know if you caught the weather forecast on tonight's BBC Six O'Clock News. But when it came to Friday's outlook, I kind of got the impression that the duty weatherman was covering all eventualities regarding what might happen on the British mainland.
If you're a Northern Ireland-based licence fee payer and a flake of snow falls there, you should sue.
