Monday, 5 May 2014

Calamity Charlotte

Watched by Gary, Robbie, Howard, Jason and Mark, I cut the grass earlier today. 

Actually, Jamie was watching too. It wouldn't be like him to put himself out too much unless absolutely necessary.

Charlotte, meanwhile, was more than willing to lend a hand.

But look closely at her and, in particular, the blue object poking out of her dress. 

Yes, it's a toy gun.

Charlotte never plays with toy guns and certainly has never been seen with one stashed away on her person.

The only conceivable explanation is that she's seen a lot of Gerry Adams on the TV news in recent days and he's got through to her subliminally. 

So it's Sky News off, CBeebies back on until her mind returns to normal. 

Needless to say her weapon has now been decommissioned.