Choc doc

"I was kicked in the cosy corner!"

These were not the words I expected to greet me as I walked through the door this evening.

They came from Charlotte, from whom I sought urgent clarification.

"XXXXXX XXXXX kicked me in the cosy corner at nursery!" (The name has been omitted to protect the almost certainly innocent.)

Not being a  lady, I have no idea what it's like to be kicked in the cosy corner. But I do know that ladies like chocolate. So I gave Charlotte some.

And surprise, surprise - the smile was soon back on her face.

I suspect any male doctor would have prescribed the same medicine.