I'll forgive Coldplay's Chris Martin for any potential hypocrisy because I quite like him.
But I digress.
As it turns out, "Sir" Bob Geldof's reworked tune has some competition this Christmas time - and there's every need to be afraid.
Because on Friday morning, Jamie and Charlotte will join fellow classmates at Guiseley Infant and Nursery School to sing "a selection of songs which will be specially recorded onto CD available for parents to buy." (Source: School Newsletter).
What a responsibility. So much so that, this afternoon, I insisted that they started rehearsals in our kitchen.
And the early signs were good.
But speaking as their agent, I will nonetheless insist to headteacher Mrs Bell that Auto-Tune voice enhancing facilities are made available. Better safe than screechy.