Saturday, 16 April 2011
Barry's breakfast club
I generally "do" Jamie at weekends but, owing to my absence of breasts (still a matter of huge regret to me), I haven't yet had the chance to feed Charlotte first thing.
However, a couple of days ago, Vanessa tried porridge out on her for the first time - and received the baby equivalent of a middle finger for her efforts.
The same thing happened yesterday.
So, this morning, I had a go.
And you can see Charlotte's empty bowl on the right .
It's at moments like this when I wish I smoked cigars.