I was walking towards Clinton's to choose a card for my sister's birthday when I noticed a sign.
Inside I saw another...
That's right, buy Kate, sorry Catherine (pardon me, Your Royal Highness) and William a wedding day card in Clinton's and they'll post it to the happy couple for free.
No, seriously, please tell me that no-one - no-one - out there would be sad enough to do such a thing.
Anyway, if they would, you'd better tell them they're too late - as there's no post tomorrow.