Wednesday, 13 July 2011

She must have waxed

"It looks as if it was put in by an Indian," were the characteristically non-PC words of the Duke of Edinburgh in 1999 after inspecting a fuse box he wasn't hugely impressed by.

And the train sink and soap tray in our shower room were either put in by a woman or commissioned by one. 

I mean, how the hell are you supposed to wash or shave in that?

Wearing wellies, that's how.

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