Monday, 11 July 2011

They look so normal

Night two of ferberization (look it up), and let's just say it didn't go as well as night one.

After taking an eternity to go to sleep in the first place, Charlotte woke up at 1.30am.  And, save for a couple of mini-lulls, that was about it. 

As a result, I think the foundations of our house have moved at least three feet.

We (including Charlotte) all did get to sleep for a few minutes at around 4.30 - before a neighbour's fire alarm woke us all again. You really couldn't make it up.

At least Jamie did provide a bit of light relief.  It was goodness knows what time and Vanessa, for the umpteenth time, was going in to gently suggest to our daughter to shut the **** up.

But, as she walked through our door, she found Jamie standing blank-faced on the landing.  So Vanessa stared back blank/knackered-faced.

Jamie looked her up and down and, in hushed tones, uttered: "Rabbits," before hopping back to his pit. 

I can't remember my life being so bizarre than at the present time. 

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