Jamie is going through a stage of taking immense pride in his poos and even comparing them with living things.
Recent exhibits have included a "snake," a "crocodile" and, after one particularly large Sunday dinner, a "Tyrannosaurus Rex."
But last night he outdid himself after producing two stand alone specimens, one significantly bigger than the other.
After the obligatory thorough wipe, Jamie jumped off the toilet and excitedly gazed down at his work.
"Look Mummy!" he shrilled. "It's me and you!"
It takes a brave male to tell a female she looks like sh*t.