Sunday 16 September 2012

A shaky solution


There's been a huge debate in the media over the last 48 hours about the rights and wrongs of Premier League footballers shaking hands before each game. 

Many commentators have even suggested that the perfectly commendable practice (to my mind) should be stopped.

But I have a solution.

From here on in, players should only be asked to shake hands before matches that John Terry's not playing in. 

There we are, job done.