One of the indignities Vanessa has to endure whilst waiting impatiently for her flaps to heal is wearing eye shields in bed.
On account that her eyes are still bloodshot and risk putting you off your brunch, here they are modelled by Jamie.
The question is, who does this funky look remind you of? I racked my brain for several minutes before it came to me.
That's right, Spider-Man or, when Vanessa has them on, Spider-Van.
What do you think?
I think I've nailed it.
And yes, Spider-Girl did shout "cheese" when I was taking her picture.