John Major and me

Last night I dreamt that John Major had invited me to 10 Downing Street to interview him for a book I'm writing.

This was a surprising turn of events for a number of reasons.

These include:

1. John Major hasn't been Prime Minister for 17 years so no longer lives at 10 Downing Street
2. How did John Major know I'm writing a book?
3. I'm not writing a book

I can't wait for tonight's instalment.