Last night I dreamt that John Major had invited me to 10 Downing Street to interview him for a book I'm writing.
This was a surprising turn of events for a number of reasons.
- John Major hasn't been Prime Minister for 17 years so no longer lives at 10 Downing Street
- How did John Major know I'm writing a book?
- I'm not writing a book
I can't wait for tonight's instalment.