As I mentioned in my last pointless ramble, yesterday was Vanessa's birthday - making her officially yet another year older than Kelly Brook.
The highlight of our, at times, quite surreal day was a family trip to the bowling alley (her choice, not mine - I swear).
We got one of those ramp things for Jamie.
The humiliation of it.
After that, it was off to an American theme bar nearby (yes, my type of thing but STILL her idea).
Mummy and daughter put on their most sophisticated faces.
Whilst the men of the family didn't bother.
But, needless to say, we hope Mrs W had fun.
It's my turn next...