Saturday 25 August 2012

Reservoir Pup


Jamie and Charlotte went to a party yesterday afternoon, from which they returned with a fluffy sheep each - a pink one for her, and a marginally less girlie white one for him. 

This morning I asked Jamie - a little half heartedly, I admit - why they had been given different colours.

And I could tell by the look on his face that he knew as well as I did that it was a stupid question, deserving of a stupid answer.  Which promptly arrived.

"I got a white one because my name is Jamie White," he announced, dismissively.

"Charlotte got a pink one because her name is Charlotte Pink."

No-one likes a smart arse.