Continuing the recent international flavour of this awful blog (i.e. I was in Spain last week), tonight you join me in a Premier Inn just inside the Welsh border. (Thankfully Lenny Henry appears to have the night off).
And tomorrow, life gets even more exciting when we Whites visit an entirely new jurisdiction (for us).
That's right, we're off to Legoland.
Lets hope the sights there are less scary than they are in Wales.