Saturday, 1 June 2013

Whites Abroad: The End Is Nigh

There are definite signs that our holiday here in Menorca is coming towards its natural end.

This was the scene at our dinner table last night as Charlotte passed out three mouthfuls in. As you can see, Jamie was deeply sympathetic.

The most tragic aspect of Charlotte's demise was that she missed out on one final night of passion with Daniel, her first toy boy.

Daniel and his family returned to Liverpool this morning, and a little bit of Charlotte has gone with them - she dribbled on Daniel's party shirt. 

And Jamie will miss Daniel's big brother Matthew too, who became his street-dancing partner.

Thankfully, Jamie has a brand new Daniel of his own in the locker to play with for the next two nights. He's from Newcastle.

But poor Charlotte will remain in mourning.