I've just been checking back to see what pictures we took at Mimi's Christening last weekend and stumbled across the above incredibly bizarre shot.
The two men you can see on the left are Mimi's uncles and, since Sunday, her Godfathers. Behind them, as they walk back from the font at the front of the church, is Vanessa.
Now I can't remember any artificial lighting in the church and, certainly, the light that was in there was fairly uniform.
So how come Vanessa is so illuminated?
Was it a spaceship trying to suck her up and whisk her away to another planet for experiments?
Was there a hole in the roof?
Or is what we can see actually God's Light?
Clearly, I don't have the answer.
But posing such questions is the best way I can think of to kill five minutes whilst I wait for Vanessa to finish making my tea.
(By the way, it's my turn tomorrow so I can do without your cheap accusations of chauvinism or laziness, thank you very much).