A rather weary Jamie emerged from his pit this morning to find something incredibly exciting sitting proudly in our front room: the 2009 White Family Christmas Tree.
Yes, Mummy's sh*t "tree" from the pound shop has been replaced by a much more impressive and three times more expensive specimen from Asda.
And whilst, at three feet, it might not be anywhere near as big as Daddy would like, he has been forced to accept that compromise is the name of the game this Christmas if Jamie isn't to wreck everything. (The desk top nature of the tree is crucial in this aspect).
So the question now is, how long will the new tree last.
Mummy's guess? "It'll be fine, we'll just have to watch him - we're not getting another one."
Daddy's guess? "Not long - perhaps we'd better get another couple in, just to have."
Christmas Time will tell.
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