Something's going down: Vanessa's bump is going down.
Not in terms of size you understand. Hell no.
It's just sort of dropping down towards the ground, a bit like my jaw. It also makes her look a bit like a lady Space Hopper which is quite fun.
As a means of killing time, I've also come up with a great new game for three players - one soon-to-be mummy, one soon-to-be daddy and one unborn baby.
What basically happens is that the unborn baby thrusts its foot, hand or elbow hard against its soon-to-be-mummy's tummy (from the inside). Then the soon-to-be daddy rubs the said foot, hand or elbow (from the outside of soon-to-be-mummy's tummy) until unborn baby pulls it back. And repeat.
Terrific entertainment although unlikely to be in the shops in time for Christmas.
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