Meet Barnaby - the bear who takes the p*ss.
Those of you unfortunate enough to have been reading this guff twelve months ago may remember him. For he's the bear from Jamie's Little People Nursery who takes it upon himself to go on holiday with as many baby inmates and their families as he can.
Despite what I said this time last year, Barnaby did manage to make it onto our flight to Spain before drinking one bar dry, starting two fights and spending three nights in a police cell.
And despite his antics, he has now pitched up again expecting to join Vanessa, Jamie and me on a rather intriguing four-night break for which we are due to leave on Monday. (More to follow on this but the fact that Barnaby's turned up in a jumper should indicate that the destination is not as exotic as last year).
But here's the thing - this time he's brought a friend!
Because when we opened his suitcase on Thursday night, we discovered that - in addition to his towel, shampoo, toothbrush, comb and light holiday reading - he'd packed his own teddy bear too!
Cheeky **** (and I don't mean bear).
As last year, I would imagine that us Whites will have to hold some serious internal discussions before deciding just who gets in the car come Monday morning.
But if we do let him come along once again, Barnaby Bear is most certainly NOT choosing the music.
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