I bought a light-up sign today which is now perched resplendent in our front window.
Acquired for a mere £2.99 at B&M Stores, I believe it is money very well spent.
Some of you may think it is a kindly act of a loving father. But it's not.
It's the work of a dreamy little boy trapped inside an ageing man's body.
Because I've been good this year too.
