After Northern Ireland's humiliating World Cup football loss to the less than mighty Azerbaijan just now, I now await the arrival of Ulster's rugby players on Sky Sports 1.
It's the Heineken (European) Cup and, for the next two hours, bedecked in the famous white shirt, I intend to drink Guinness, eat Guinness crisps and shout randomly at my telly.
And then, at 10.15pm, I shall change shirts and watch the British and Irish Lions' fly-on-the-wall documentary of their recent Australian tour.
And what's Vanessa up to? Well, she's out of course.
Do you think I'd get away with any of this if she wasn't?
