Ireland played New Zealand at rugby today.
We've never beaten the All Blacks before. Ever. Never, ever, ever.
And, with 20 seconds to go, we were ahead by five points.
As I smugly explained to my new Kiwi pal Hayden, only a converted try would beat us.
And guess what?
The All Blacks scored a converted try.
At least the nice rugby folk of New Zealand are good winners. I have no idea what type of losers they are.