Thursday 28 January 2010

Carpet sledging

We had a lot of snow recently - you may remember it.

And, because we had a lot of snow, a lot of people decided they wanted to do a lot of sledging - you may have seen them.

But Jamie didn't get to go sledging. And the reason was simple; he didn't have a sledge.

However, Vanessa has now put that right.

You, like me, may have mixed views on the wisdom of this purchase.

Yes, it's great Jamie now owns a sledge. I can't think of anyone (of right mind) who would argue with that. However, the question is, when might he be able to use it?

Because the one thing you can absolutely guarantee (if you're a White) is that, as soon as you buy your son a sledge, there will be absolutely no chance whatsoever of snow falling near you for at least a thousand years.

So, until that day comes, all Jamie can do is wait...

and wait...

and wait.

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